Spring Roll in a Bowl !
Maybe you’ve heard of “Eggroll in a Bowl”? Well let me introduce you to Spring Roll in a Bowl…
Read moreCategory: DFL-2: Surprising Successes
Surprising Successes are “DFL-2 (Dumpster Fire Level: 2)” and probably have a few smart-ass comments and limited entertainment value.
But successes need to be celebrated, so they are catalogued here.
My Hot Mess Attempt at Apple Ricotta Cake
OMG! I can only imagine how awesome this would have been if done properly!
Even though I totally screwed-up prepping the pan — and didn’t measure the two main ingredients properly, it still was […]
Read moreDumpster Fire Apple Pie
Sometimes, you just want some apple pie. And sometimes, you’re willing to compromise to get it.
This recipe is TOTALLY cheating, but it gets the job done using […]
Read moreDumpster Fire Pork Ribs
This past weekend I went on a grand adventure of bulk cooking!
Alas, this was also the weekend I learned that there really IS such a thing as “too much garlic”.
Amazingly, I was able to save it using […]
Read moreDumpster Fire Tomato Chicken Stoup
So last night my stomach decided it wanted Amy & Jacky’s Pork Chops in HK Tomato Sauce.
Too bad I didn’t have any pork chops — nor any thawed meat that could be marinated. So what’s a Hot Mess to do, but buckle-up and brace for impact?
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