Maybe you’ve heard of “Eggroll in a Bowl”? Well let me introduce you to Spring Roll in a Bowl…Read more
Category: DFL-2: Surprising Successes
Surprising Successes are “DFL-2 (Dumpster Fire Level: 2)” and probably have a few smart-ass comments and limited entertainment value.
But successes need to be celebrated, so they are catalogued here.
OMG! I can only imagine how awesome this would have been if done properly!
Even though I totally screwed-up prepping the pan — and didn’t measure the two main ingredients properly, it still was […]Read more
Sometimes, you just want some apple pie. And sometimes, you’re willing to compromise to get it.
This recipe is TOTALLY cheating, but it gets the job done using […]Read more
This past weekend I went on a grand adventure of bulk cooking!
Alas, this was also the weekend I learned that there really IS such a thing as “too much garlic”.
Amazingly, I was able to save it using […]Read more
So last night my stomach decided it wanted Amy & Jacky’s Pork Chops in HK Tomato Sauce.
Too bad I didn’t have any pork chops — nor any thawed meat that could be marinated. So what’s a Hot Mess to do, but buckle-up and brace for impact?Read more