Hot Messes are “DFL-4 (Dumpster Fire Level: 4)”

Sometimes Hot Mess is a head-space and not simply an end result.

These posts represent failures in the experience department, not necessarily in the cooking department.

Dumpster Fire Honey Soy Chicken “Wings”

The only way I’ve ever purchased chicken wings, until now, was on a plate with a side of blue cheese dressing. So naturally that’s what I thought I was purchasing when I picked up a package of poultry labeled “chicken wings”.

Alas, I opened the package only to discover that instead of Chicken Wings, I’d instead apparently purchased […]

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