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Day: May 3, 2017

That Time I Accidentally Made “Coconut Salsa Chicken”

May 3, 2017 Jen Neefer 9 comments

The plan was to try making Beef Curry. Predictably, I did not have the ingredients needed, mostly due to my long-standing hatred of grocery shopping. Short of staffing the entire store with the cast of Thunder from Down Under, I’m not sure what you could do to make me actually enjoy […]

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Category: DFL-3: Not Dead Yet Tags: #@%&!!, Innuendo

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