A sometimes self-fulfilling prophecy
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If anyone had tried to tell me that I’d some day be making Sous Vide Rack of Lamb with Rosemary & Garlic on Blistered Green Beans with Pickled Shallots — by myself, in my own kitchen — I’d have called them a giant liar!
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My favorite recipe author has been publishing some recipe round-ups lately, to help us with all of our #Plague2020 pantry-using needs during this time of Social Distancing and grocery store shortages.
Here’s a quick list of some of what I’ve made over the past few weeks, along with recipes I am looking forward to being able to make again soon.
Pro-Tip: If someone has managed to become MY favorite recipe author, that’s a darn near perfect guarantee that what you are about to find is a whole slew of things that will be easy for YOU to make!
Read moreI now realize that maybe I shouldn’t go around jinxing things by being so bold as to presume that maybe I’ve finally learned how to cook…
Read moreI may have sorta accidentally kinda maybe learned how to cook over the past few months. Or at least follow a recipe. Which sorta kinda accidentally negates the entire purpose of this blog. But! Fear not! I flew solo tonight for the first time in many months! It turned out exactly as one (who knows me) might have predicted.
Read moreSo I made a thing. And really, I just wanted an excuse to try out my new WordPress recipe plugin. 🙂
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